The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once
a woman began screaming. "You've got to help me! There's a giant
gray thing in my yard, and it's pulling apples off the tree with
its
tail!" "What's he doing with the apples?" the sergeant asked.
"If I
told you," the woman cried, "you wouldn't believe me!"
What did one
maggot say to the other who was
stuck in an apple?
Worm your way out of that one, then!
Why didn't the two worms go
into Noah's ark
in an apple?
Because everyone had to go in pairs !
What lives in apples and is an
avid reader?
A bookworm !
First apple: You look down in the dumps. What's
eating
you?
Second apple: Worms, I think.
What do you get if you cross an apple with a
shellfish?
A crab apple !
The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to
eat
the apple.
Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school
yard. One
had an apple and the other said, "Watch out for worms
won't you!" The
first one replied, "Why should I? They can watch out
for
themselves."
How do you get the most apples at Halloween?
Take a snorkel.
Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he
puffed,
"is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?"
"That's what they say," said his Dad.
"Well, give me an apple quick ?
I've just broken the doctor's
window!"
The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once
a woman began screaming. "You've got to help me! There's a giant
gray thing in my yard, and it's pulling apples off the tree with
its
tail!" "What's he doing with the apples?" the sergeant asked.
"If I
told you," the woman cried, "you wouldn't believe me!"