How do vampire football players get the mud off?
They all get in the bat-tub.
Which villains steal soap from the bath?
Robber
ducks.
Boy: Dad, dad, there's a spider in the bath.
Dad: What's wrong with that? You've seen spiders before.
Boy: Yes,
but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot
water!
Doctor: And did you drink your medicine after your
bath, Mrs Soap?
Mrs Soap: No, doctor. By the time I'd drunk the
bath there wasn't
room for medicine.
The plumber was working in a house when the lady of
the house said to him, "Will it be alright if I have a bath while
you're having your lunch?"
"It's okay with me lady," said the
plumber, "as long as you don't
splash my sandwiches."
Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a
bath.
Monster: Why? Robot: Otherwise I get rusty nails.
Dr Frankenstein:
I've just invented
something that everyone in the world will want! You
know how you get a
nasty ring around the bathtub every time you use it,
and you have to
clean the ring off?
Igor: Yes, I hate it.
Dr Frankenstein: Well,
you need never have a bathtub ring again! I've
invented the square
tub . . .
Did you hear about the idiot who had a
new
bath put in?
The plumber said, "Would you like a plug for it?"
The idiot replied, "Oh, I didn't know it was electric."
Hotel
guest: Can you give me a room and a
bath, please?
Porter: I can give you a room, but you'll have to wash
yourself.
Mom: Joe, time for your medicine.
Joe: I'll
run the bath then.
Mom: Why?
Joe: Because on the bottle it says
"to be taken in water."
How do vampire football players get the mud off?
They all get in the bat-tub.