 While crossing the US-Mexican border on his
bicycle, the man was stopped by a guard who pointed to two sacks the
man
had on his shoulders. "What's in the bags?", asked the
guard.
"Sand," said the cyclist.
"Get them off - we'll take a
look," said the guard.
The Cyclist did as he was told, emptied the
bags, and proving they
contained nothing but sand, reloaded the
bags, put them on his shoulders
and continued across the border.
Two weeks later, the same thing happened. Again the guard demanded
to
see the two bags, which again contained nothing but sand. This
went on
every week for six months, until one day the cyclist with the
sand bags
failed to appear.
A few days later, the guard
happened to meet the cyclist downtown.
"Say friend, you sure had us
crazy", said the guard. "We knew you were
smuggling something across
the border. I won't say a word - but what is
it you were smu
ggling?" "Bicycles!" |
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What is a ghost-proof bicycle?
One with no
spooks in it. |
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"Lie flat on your backs, class, and circle
your feet in the air as if you were riding your bikes," said the gym
teacher.
"Fred! What are you doing? Move your feet, boy."
"I'm freewheeling, sir." |
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Did you hear about the vampire bicycle
that
went round biting people's arms off?
It was a vicious cycle. |
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My dog is a nuisance.
He chases everyone on
a bicycle.
What can I do?
Take his bike away. |
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Romeo: Your cheeks are like petals.
Juliet: Really?
Romeo: Yes, bicycle pedals. |
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Which is the cheapest bicycle you can
buy?
A penny-farthing. |
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What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed
with
him?
Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep. |
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Why couldn't the
bicycle stand up for
itself?
Because it was two-tyred. |
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A little boy out riding his bicycle knocked
down an old lady. She was a bit shaken, but got up, dusted herself
off,
then turned to the little boy and said,
'Don't you
know how to ride a bike?'
'Yes,' he answered, 'but I don't
know how to ring the bell yet' |
