Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a
bus driver.
Witch: Well, I won't stand in your way.
How do eels get around the
seabed?
They go
by octobus.
Bus passenger: I'd like a ticket to New York,
please.
Ticket seller: By Buffalo? Bus passenger: Of course not,
I'm in the
bus queue, aren't I?
What did the bus conductor say to the frog?
Hop
on.
Why did the bat miss the bus?
Because he hung
around for too long.
What do monsters play when they are in the bus?
Squash.
What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a
skunk?
I don't know but it could always get a seat on a bus!
Why couldn't
the skeleton pay his bus fare?
Because he was skint.
Roger was sitting in a very full bus when a fat
woman opposite said, "If you were a gentleman, young man, you'd
stand
up and let someone else sit down." "And if you were a lady,"
replied
Roger, "you'd stand up and let four people sit down."
What's the
difference between a bus driver
and a cold?
A bus driver knows the stops, and a cold stops the
nose.
Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a
bus driver.
Witch: Well, I won't stand in your way.