Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of
humor?
A: Laughing stock.
What did the farmer call the cow that would not
give him any milk ?
An udder failure !
Camper: Look at that bunch of cows.
Farmer: Not
bunch, herd.
Camper: Heard what?
Farmer: Of cows.
Camper: Sure
I've heard of cows.
Farmer: No, I mean a cowherd.
Camper: So
what? I have no secrets from cows!
Why do cows wear bells
around their
necks?
Because their horns don't work.
A man climbed over a fence into a
field to pick
some flowers. He noticed a bull nearby.
Say, farmer. Is that bull
safe?
Well, he's a lot safer than you are right now!
A summer visitor asked the farmer how long cows
should be milked.
"Oh, I reckon about the same as short ones!"
the farmer
answered.
Cow: Why don't you shoo those flies?
Bull:
I'll let them go barefoot!
Did you hear about the farmer who
lost control
of his tractor in the cow pasture?
No! Did he hurt the cows?
No, he just grazed them!
Did you hear about the snobby cow?
She thought
she was a cutlet above the rest!
Does running out of a
burning barn make a cow
unusual?
No, only medium rare!
Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of
humor?
A: Laughing stock.