Q. What do you have when only one line dancer
comes to your party?
A. A One Liner!
Q. What do you call two line dancers doing the
dance
Shoot the Rooster?
A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)
Q. What do you call a one legged
linedancer?
A. Eileen (I Lean)
Q. Where do tired linedancers go for
Breakfast?
A. Ihop
Andy: "Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last
night. I
dreamed I was with twelve of the most beautiful chorus
girls in the
world. Blondes, brunettes, redheads, all dancing in a
row."
Doctor: "Hold it, Andy. That doesn't sound so terrible."
Andy: Oh yeah? In the dream, I was the third girl from the end."
What's a vampire's favorite dance?
The
Fang Tango.
Q. Where can you dance in California?
A. San
Fran-disco
Q. Why did the line dancer cross the dance
floor?
A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!
Two fonts walk into a line
dance club. The
barman says to them, "Get out. We don't serve your
type here."
How do they dance in Arabia?
Sheik-to-sheik
(cheek).
Q. What do you have when only one line dancer
comes to your party?
A. A One Liner!