Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant's
toes?
A: Slow clowns.
'We're going to play elephants and
circuses,' said
a little boy at kindergarten, 'Do you want to join
in?'
'I'd love to,'replied the teacher. 'What do you want me to
do?'
'You can be the lady that feeds us peanuts !'
Why did the elephant
paint his toenails
red ?
So he could hide in the cherry tree !
What do you call an elephant
that flies
?
A jumbo jet !
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a
kangaroo
?
Big holes all over Australia !
How does an elephant get down from a tree
?
He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !
Why did the elephant paint
himself with
different colours?
Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box
!
Why were the
elephants thrown out of the
swimming pool ?
Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !
Why does an elephant
wear sneakers
?
So that he can sneak up on mice !
What's grey and moves at a hundred
miles
an hour ?
A jet propelled elephant !
Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant's
toes?
A: Slow clowns.