 Q. What did the salt say to the pepper?
A. Hey
Baby, what's SHAKING! |
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One day, Bill and Tom went to a
restaurant for
dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly
picked out the bigger steak for himself.
Tom wasn't happy about
that: "When are you going to learn to be
polite?"
Bill: "If
you had the chance to pick first, which one would you
pick?"
Tom: "The smaller piece, of course."
Bill: "What are you whining
about then? The smaller piece is what you
want, right?" |
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A customer was bothering the waiter in a
restaurant.
First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because
he was
too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too
cold, and so on
for about half an hour.
Surprisingly, the
waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and
never once got
angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he
didn't throw
out the pest.
"Oh, I really don't care or mind," said the waiter
with a smile.
"We don't even have an air conditioner." |
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A customer was bothering the
waiter in a
restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be
turned up
because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause
he was too
cold, and so on for about half an hour.
Surprisingly, the waiter
was very patient, he walked back and forth and
never once got
angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he
didn't throw out
the pest.
"Oh, I really don't care or mind," said the waiter
with a smile.
"We don't even have an air conditioner." |
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A family of three tomatoes
were walking
downtown one day when the little baby tomato started
lagging behind. The
big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps
on her,
squashing her into a red paste, and says, "Ketchup!" |
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On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker
under the pancakes. She blew her stack. |
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The snack bar next door to an
atom smasher
was called "The Fission Chips." |
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A new chef from India
was fired a week after
starting the job. He keep favoring curry. |
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A
couple of kids tried using pickles for a
Ping-Pong game. They had the
volley of the Dills. |
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The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and
Chocolate. |
