A librarian was quietly working when three
chickens
walked in and jumped on to the counter eyed her and said "BUK BUK
BUK" Not sure she was sane she gave the chikens three books and
they left.
An hour later in walked the chickens again jumped onto
the counter,
returned the books they had taken earlier and said "BUK
BUK BUK" Now
convinced she was out of her mind she gave them three
books, they took one
each and left. This time she decided to follow
them. She followed them
down to the local pond and stood horrified
as they threw the books into
the water.
All of a sudden they
flew back out of the pond and a frog stuck it's
head up saying
"RREDIT RREDIT RREDIT!"
Q: What do you call a frog
with no hind
legs?
A: Unhoppy!!
I'd like a new frog, please.
But you bought
one only yesterday. What happened?
It Kermit-ted suicide.
How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?
They
sit eggsaminations !
What do you call a rich frog ?
A golf blooded
reptile !
What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common
?
Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !
What jumps up and
down in front of a car ?
Froglights !
What happened when a frog joined the cricket team
?
He bowled long hops !
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper ?
He had his own frog horn !
A librarian was quietly working when three
chickens
walked in and jumped on to the counter eyed her and said "BUK BUK
BUK" Not sure she was sane she gave the chikens three books and
they left.
An hour later in walked the chickens again jumped onto
the counter,
returned the books they had taken earlier and said "BUK
BUK BUK" Now
convinced she was out of her mind she gave them three
books, they took one
each and left. This time she decided to follow
them. She followed them
down to the local pond and stood horrified
as they threw the books into
the water.
All of a sudden they
flew back out of the pond and a frog stuck it's
head up saying
"RREDIT RREDIT RREDIT!"