A man walks outside to his car for work, when
he
notices a gorilla in his tree. He rushs to his phone book and
finds the
animal control number, calls and asks them to send over
someone who's
a gorilla expert.
When the man arrives, he is
carrying a shotgun, a chihuahua and a pair
of handcuffs. The man
says,''What are all of those for?''
The animal control officer
says, ''I'll climb up in the tree, knock
the gorilla down, the dog
will bite him in the nuts and you must slap
the handcuffs on his
wrists.''
The man asks,''What is the gun for?''
The
animal control officer responds, ''If I fall first, you shoot the
dog!'''
Q: What's black and dangerous and lives in a
tree?
A: A gorilla with a machine gun.
Q: Why did the gorilla fall out of
the tree
?
A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why are gorillas so noisy?
A: They were
raised in a zoo!
Q: What do you get when you put an
experimental monkey in a blender?
A: Rhesus Pieces.
Q. Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a
race?
A. Because all his friends shout, "GO-RILLA!"
Do you know a
favourite expression used by
the Gorillas?
Apesy daisy!
Do Apes kiss?
Yes, but never on the first
date!
How come the giant Ape climbed up
the side
of the skyscraper?
The elevator was broken!
How did a Gorilla come to be with Washington
at Valley Forge?
He had seen a sign saying, 'Uncle Simian Wants
You!'
A man walks outside to his car for work, when
he
notices a gorilla in his tree. He rushs to his phone book and
finds the
animal control number, calls and asks them to send over
someone who's
a gorilla expert.
When the man arrives, he is
carrying a shotgun, a chihuahua and a pair
of handcuffs. The man
says,''What are all of those for?''
The animal control officer
says, ''I'll climb up in the tree, knock
the gorilla down, the dog
will bite him in the nuts and you must slap
the handcuffs on his
wrists.''
The man asks,''What is the gun for?''
The
animal control officer responds, ''If I fall first, you shoot the
dog!'''