Woman: Why are you begging for a
quarter?
Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a
dollar.
"What did George Washington, Abraham Lincoln,
and Christopher Columbus all
have in common? They were all born on
holidays."
What did General
Patton do on Thanksgiving?
He gave tanks.
"You know an ancestor of mine came over on the
Mayflower." "Really? Which rat was he?"
Teacher: "What did the Indians
bring to the
first Thanksgiving?"
Student: "Baseballs."
Teacher:
"Baseballs?"
Student: "Yeah, they were Cleveland Indians!"
Why did the Pilgrims create
Thanksgiving?
They wanted another excuse to watch football.
What was the greatest
accomplishment of
the early Romans ?
Speaking Latin !
Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?
He
wanted Mark Antony !
Where did the pilgrims land when they came to
America ?
On their feet !
Why does history keep repeating itself
?
Because we weren't listening the first time !
Woman: Why are you begging for a
quarter?
Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a
dollar.