Crazy Aunt Maud received a letter one morning,
and upon reading it burst into floods of tears.
"What's the
matter?" asked her companion.
"Oh dear," sobbed Auntie, "It's my
favorite nephew. He's got three
feet."
"Three feet?" exclaimed her
friend.
"Surely that's not possible?"
"Well," said Auntie,
"his mother's just written to tell me he's
grown another foot !"
Are you writing a thank you letter to Grandma
like I told you to? Yes Mom. Your handwriting seems very large. Well,
Grandma's very deaf, so I'm writing very loudly.
Which two letters are
rotten for your teeth?
D K
Why is the letter "t" so important to a stick
insect?
Without it would be a sick insect.
Have you ever seen a duchess?
Yes - it's
the same as an English "s"
What do snakes write on the bottom of their
letters?
With love and hisses.
What's the definition of a school report?
A poison pen letter from the principal.
Why did the young witch have
such
difficulty writing letters?
She had never learned to spell properly.
What kind of letters did the
snake get from
his admirers?
Fang mail.
What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from
his
girlfriend?
It's a dead letter day.
Crazy Aunt Maud received a letter one morning,
and upon reading it burst into floods of tears.
"What's the
matter?" asked her companion.
"Oh dear," sobbed Auntie, "It's my
favorite nephew. He's got three
feet."
"Three feet?" exclaimed her
friend.
"Surely that's not possible?"
"Well," said Auntie,
"his mother's just written to tell me he's
grown another foot !"