 A man being mugged by two thugs put up a
tremendous fight! Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet. Upon
finding only two dollars in the wallet, the surprised thug said
"Why did
you put up such a fight?" To which the man promptly replied
"I was
afraid that you would find the $200 hidden in my shoe!" |
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A little boy
wanted $100 badly and prayed for
two weeks but nothing happened. Then he
decided to write a letter
to the Lord requesting the $100.
When the postal authorities
received the letter addressed to the Lord,
USA, they decided to send it
to President Clinton. The President was so
impressed, touched, and
amused that he instructed his secretary to send
the little boy a
$5.00 bill, as this would appear to be a lot of money
to a little
boy.
The little boy was delighted with the $5.00, and sat down to
write a
thank-you note to the Lord. It said:
Dear
Lord,
Thank you very much for sending me the money. However, I noticed that
for some reason you had to send it through Washington, DC and as
usual,
those jerks deducted $95. |
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A couple was having a discussion about what
to see and do now that they were safely in Florida on their honeymoon.
Trying to assert himself rite off the bat, he exploded, "If it
weren't for my money, we wouldn't be here at all!" The wife replied,
"My
dear, if it weren't for your money, not only would we not be in
Florida, we wouldn't on a honeymoon, nor would
there be any
"we" in the first place." |
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What do you get if you
cross a sorceress with
a millionaire?
A very witch person. |
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Can I borrow that book of yours How To Become A
Millionaire?
Sure. Here you are.
Thanks - but half the pages
are missing.
What's the matter? Isn't half a million enough for
you? |
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Why is money called dough?
Because we all
knead it. |
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Where do bees keep their money?
In a honey
box. |
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Why did the mean teacher walk around with her
purse
open?
She'd read there was going to be some change in the
weather. |
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Fred
collected lots of money from
trick-or-treating and he went to the candy
store to buy some chocolate.
"You should give that money to charity," said the sales girl.
Fred
thought for a moment and said, "No, I'll buy the chocolate. You
give
the money to charity." |
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What happened when the cat swallowed a
coin?
There was money in the kitty. |
