What brings the monster's babies? The
Frankenstork.
Did you hear about the monster who went to a
holiday camp? He
won the ugly mug and knobbly knees competition and
he wasn't even
entered.
How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?
Bolt upright.
What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the
other?
I didn't know we lived on the same block.
How did Frankenstein's
monster eat his
lunch?
He bolted it down.
Why did Frankenstein squeeze his girlfriend to
death?
He had a crush on her.
How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built
his monster?
On a piece rate.
Frankenstein was sitting in his cell when
suddenly
through the wall came the ghost of his monster, with a rope
round his
neck. Frankenstein said, "Monster, monster, what are you
doing here?"
The monster said, "Well, boss, they hanged me this
morning so now I've
come to meet my maker."
What happened to Frankenstein's monster on
the road?
He was stopped for speeding, fined $50 and dismantled
for six
months.
What does Frankenstein's monster call a
screwdriver?
Daddy.
What brings the monster's babies? The
Frankenstork.