One lab mouse to another:
I've trained that
crazy human at last.
How have you done that?
I don't know how,
but every time I run through that maze and ring the
bell, he gives
me a piece of cheese.
What do mice do when they're at
home ?
Mousework !
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?
'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty' !
What kind of musical instrument do
mice play
?
A mouse organ !
Why do mice have long tails ?
Well, they'd
look silly with long hair !
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears
white gloves ?
Mickey Moose !
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse
to mouse resuscitation !
Where do hamsters come from ?
Hamsterdam
!
What's a mouse's least favorite record ?
What's up Pussycat !
One lab mouse to another:
I've trained that
crazy human at last.
How have you done that?
I don't know how,
but every time I run through that maze and ring the
bell, he gives
me a piece of cheese.