A movie producer is lying by the pool at
the Beverly Hilton. His partner arrives in a great state of
excitement.
"How'd the meeting go?" asks the first guy.
"It went
great," says his buddy. "Tarentino will write and direct
for six
million, Mel Gibson will star for eight, and we can bring in the
whole
picture for under fifty million."
"Fabulous," says the guy by
the pool.
"There's just one catch," his partner
warns.
"What's the catch?"
"We have to put up ten thousand in cash".
How many film directors
does it take
to change a light bulb?
Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two
times and when he's done,
everyone says that his last light bulb was
much better.
Q: How many
actors does it take to
screw in a light bulb?
A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I
could've done
that."
Q: How many grips does it take to screw in
a light bulb?
A: Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
Q: How many Union
Lighting Technicians
does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: It's not a bulb, it's a
globe.
Q: How many Director's does it take to
screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one... but how do you get him in
there with the cute,
blonde?
Q: How many Director's does it take to
screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one more, guys, I promise.
Q: How many DP's does it take to
screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one, if he's got a good crew to do
it.
Q: How many DP's
does it take to
screw in a light bulb?
A: One. No, two. No... How many do we have on
the truck?
Q: How many
art directors does it
take to screw in a light bulb
A: Does it have to be a light bulb?
I've got this neat candle
holder...
A movie producer is lying by the pool at
the Beverly Hilton. His partner arrives in a great state of
excitement.
"How'd the meeting go?" asks the first guy.
"It went
great," says his buddy. "Tarentino will write and direct
for six
million, Mel Gibson will star for eight, and we can bring in the
whole
picture for under fifty million."
"Fabulous," says the guy by
the pool.
"There's just one catch," his partner
warns.
"What's the catch?"
"We have to put up ten thousand in cash".