Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a
mine shaft?
A: A flat minor.
Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so
the
saplings won't blow away?
A: Root position cords.
Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a
perfect unison?
A: Shoot one.
Q: Two musicians are walking down the street, and
one
says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last
night?"
A: The other replies, "That was no piccolo, that was my
fife."
Q:
What is the difference between a saxophone
and a chainsaw?
A: It's all in the grip.
Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower
and a soprano sax?
A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's
neighbors don't mind if
you don't return the sax when you borrow
it.
Q: How many alto sax
players does it take to
change a light bulb?
A: Five. One to handle the bulb, and 4 to
contemplate how David Sanborn
would've done it.
Q: If you were out in the woods, who would you
trust for directions, an in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune
tenor
sax player, or Santa Claus?
A: The out-of-tune sax player!
You were hallucinating the other
two.
Q: What's the definition of a gentleman?
A:
One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!
Q: How do
you make a trombone sound like a
french horn?
A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong
notes.
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a
mine shaft?
A: A flat minor.