Why did the pig go to the casino ?
To play the
slop machine !
What do you call a pig with three eyes?
...A
piiig
A city child came running into the farmhouse. "No
wonder
that mama pig is so big," she yelled.
"There's a bunch
of little pigs out there blowing her up!"
A
pig's favorite movie:
The Monster That
Ate New York.
All our pigs are learning karate.
Oh, I don't
believe that
No? Well, just watch out for their chops.
Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop?
He called it "Ham Hocks".
Did you hear about the pig who tried to
start
a hot-air balloon business?
He couldn't get it off the ground.
.
Did you hear about the piglets
who wanted to
do something special for mother's day?
What did they do?
They
threw a sowprize party.
Did you hear about the pig's vacation?
They
had a wonderful time at Yellowstone National Park. They dressed up
as bears and raided all the garbage cans.
Did you hear about the pigs
who took up
motorcycling?
They wanted to catch bugs with their teeth.
Why did the pig go to the casino ?
To play the
slop machine !