Republicans say "Merry Christmas!"
Democrats say "Happy Holidays!"
Republicans help the poor during
the
holidays by sending 50, one buck at a time, to panhandlers on the
street.
Democrats get back at the Republicans on
their Christmas list by
giving them fruitcakes.
Republicans re-wrap
them and send them to in-laws.
Democrats let
their kids open all the
gifts on Christmas Eve.
Republicans make their kids wait until
Christmas morning.
When
toasting the holidays, Republicans
ask for eggnog or mulled wine.
Democrats ask for a "Bud."
When not in stores, Republicans shop from a
catalog.
Democrats watch for "incredible TV offers" on late
night
television.
Democrats do much of their shopping at
Target and Wal-Mart.
So do Republicans, but they don't admit it.
Republican parents have
no problem
buying toy guns for their kids.
Democrats refuse to do so. That is why
their kids pretend to shoot each
other with dolls.
Republicans spends hundreds of dollars and
hours of
work decorating the yard with outdoor lights and Christmas
displays.
Democrats save their time and money, and drive around at
night to look
at *other* people's lights.
Democrats' favorite Christmas movie is
"Miracle on 34th Street."
Republicans' favorite Christmas movie is
"It's a Wonderful Life."
Right-Wing Republicans' favorite
Christmas movie is "Die Hard."
Republicans say "Merry Christmas!"
Democrats say "Happy Holidays!"