A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the
bee turned around and flew away. Why?
The rabbit had two b's
already.
Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come
from?
Mother Rabbit: I'll tell you when you're older.
Baby Rabbit:
Oh, Mommy, please, tell me now.
Mother Rabbit: If you must know, you
were pulled from a magician's
hat.
Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a
watch factory?
Alike did was stand around making faces.
Did you hear about the egg
laden rabbit who
jumps off bridges?
He's the Easter Bungee!
Did you hear about the pub owner who raised
a baby rabbit?
It was an inn-grown hare!
Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
He was a
millionhare!
How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest
in a group?
Look for gray hares.
How did the close race between the rabbit and
the tortoise end?
It was won by a hare!
How did the rabbit become a wrestling
champion?
It had a lot of hare pins!
A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the
bee turned around and flew away. Why?
The rabbit had two b's
already.