Teacher: Who can tell me where
Hadrians Wall
is?
Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!
Teacher: Why
does the statue of liberty
stand in New York harbour?
Pupil: Because it can't sit down!
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: I
lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best
teacher in
the school
Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is
4+4?
Pupil: That's not fair!
You answer the easy ones and leave us with
the hard one!
When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it
remind him of an empty classroom?
Because there are no pupils to
see!
Why did the teacher put the
lights
on?
Because the class was so dim!
Teacher: How much is half of 8?
Pupil: Up
and down or across?
Teacher: What do you mean?
Pupil: Well, up and
down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a
0!
Great news, teacher says we have a test today
come rain or shine.
So what's so great about that?
It's snowing
outside!
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: I
was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything
I
had
Teacher: What's 2 and 2?
Pupil:
4
Teacher: That's good.
Pupil: Good?, that's perfect!