There where two snakes talking.
The 1st
one said 'Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves
around our prey and squeeze and crush until they're dead? Or are we
the type of snake who ambush our prey and bite them and they are
poisioned?'.
Then the second Snake says "Why do you ask?"
The 1st one replies: "I just bit my lip!"
A old snake goes to see
his Doctor.
"Doc, I need something for my eyes...can't see well these days".
The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in
2 weeks.
The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor
he's very
depressed.
Doc says, "What's the
problem...didn't the glasses help you?"
"The glasses are fine doc, I just
discovered I've been living with a
water hose the past 2 years!"
Q: What kind of snake is good at math?
A: An
adder.
What do you get if you cross a snake with a
hotdog? A
fangfurther.
What do you do if you find a black mamba in your
toilet?
Wait until he's finished.
What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego
set ?
A boa constructor !
What's a snake's favourite food ?
Hiss
Cakes !
Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing
maching ?
Because he had his own scales !
What did the snake say when offered a
piece
of cheese ?
Thanks, I'll just have a sliver !
There where two snakes talking.
The 1st
one said 'Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves
around our prey and squeeze and crush until they're dead? Or are we
the type of snake who ambush our prey and bite them and they are
poisioned?'.
Then the second Snake says "Why do you ask?"
The 1st one replies: "I just bit my lip!"